Foul best describes this unsavory pirate.

Foul is his disposition, for he has a temper of unmatched fury.  Foul, for he has a smell to him that swine envy.  And Foul are the wounds that cursed blade of his inflicts.
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Paul Reese is Jack Hammer's true identity, a devoted husband and father, and former ballroom dancer and instructor. He spends his days slinking about in shadowy, subterranean hidey-holes, riding whenever he can, and hiding chocolate from his wife.
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